Matt: why must everyone on the internet be "horny"?
Matt: why can't they just be "interested in rigorous debate on the estate tax"
Tracy: no one is interested in that
Matt: they should be!
Matt: that's how they getcha
Matt: no matter how horny you are
Matt: your horniness won't save you from the taxman!
Matt: put THAT on a sampler
Tracy: whats a sampler?

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